Earth Blood Is Easy: An Out-of-this-World Vampire Romance

Earth Blood Is Easy
An Out-of-this-World Vampire Romance
by Emily June
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Who ever said Earth blood was easy?

Alexxia is an unapologetic vampire who works hard and plays harder. Some of her coworkers find her abrasive, but you don’t become top seller under twenty-five by being a polite little wallflower.

When Alexxia’s vacation rolls around, she’s got big plans for a sunny beach holiday on Planet Plai. Too bad her interstellar module has different plans. It breaks down on Earth, and she’s stranded without a blood source. What a buzzkill! Especially since boring old Earth is nothing like her home planet, where you can walk into a restaurant and order blood by the glass.

Earth vamps are totally shady about their drinking habits. It takes forever to find a vampire club, but Alexxia’s search leads her to Conrad—a guy unlike anyone she’s ever met. He’s thin and pale and broody and… actually kind of cool. But why are Earth’s vampires so secretive about craving blood? Why’s it so taboo? And why does doing something that’s considered wrong feel so knee-bucklingly, heart-palpitatingly right?

Will Alexxia find herself seduced by Earth’s forbidden underground culture? And even if her module gets fixed, how will she ever be able to leave Conrad?

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“What is this place?” she asked, feeling stupid, feeling like a tourist. “I mean, what’s it called? Your club… what’s the name of it?”

“My club has no name,” Conrad said as he swept her hair over her shoulder. “Everybody in the group knows that when night falls, you come to Conrad’s.” His dark eyebrows lowered into a dubious expression. “But you’re not part of the group, so I wonder how you knew to come here. It’s a carefully guarded secret.”

What was she supposed to say? I heard about it from an alien squirrel? But as she struggled to formulate a response, the music inside the club went from loud to louder and she jumped right off the ground.

Conrad’s dubious grin swelled into a full-blown smirk. “You’re not from around here, are you?”

“Is it really that obvious?”

His eyes twinkled in a way that made her wonder if he enjoyed her discomfort. “Come on, let me show you my office. It’s considerably quieter in there.”

He took her by the arm with a grasp that told her she was going nowhere but with him.

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EMILY JUNE is a professional author who loves libraries, languages, and homemade lasagna. When she isn’t writing, she’s usually outside exploring the world with her family or inside drinking fancy teas out of chipped china cups. EARTH BLOOD IS EASY is her first vampire-alien romantic comedy. No extraterrestrial squirrels were harmed in the writing of this book!

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